Spooky Freaks

Our fearless leader DeepKutz (AKA redruMNDR) started off making creepy ASMR songs in her bedroom on her laptop alone at night when no one was…

The newest of newcomers, Lil Punkin carved out his fan base (and his own face) by planting seeds on Ghostcloud and Spooktify. His lyrics are…

Norman Crates started off as a harmless crate of 12” LP’s being lugged around NYC from club to club. One October evening many many moons…

Descended straight from Damballa, DejaVudu’s voice can literally raise the dead. His incantations will leave you asking yourself; “I swear I’ve heard this before” and…

Ghost M’lone phantasmically floats through chords and notes as he lays his tracks to rest. In his former life, Ghost was a part-time tattoo artist…

Every night as the sun goes down Count Trackula emerges from his studio coffin with a bloody mouthful of new tracks to snap your neck…

Scary Ana Grande has been known to take her victims out with a single whiplash of her snake-ponytail straight to the jugular. Don’t let her…

After a long night flipping through the Necronomicon we caught up with The Legendary Bruce Campbell on set, in hell, killing demons. He was doing…

The Iconic John Kassir told us that while recording a vocal overdub late one night in a private recording studio secretly built upon the remains…

They say that every rose has it’s thorn, but this Devil Dahlia is deadly. Driven by pure unadulterated ambition for power, fame and wealth, this…

Ever wonder why studio 54 (and studio 666 for that matter) closed? Well, rumor has it they were haunted into extinction, haunted by the devil…

Is that Louise Miller? Is that Sabrina Spellman? No, it’s Jarina The Teenage Bruja! After swallowing a magical newt in the Amazonian rainforest she gained…

When Lao Llorona shows up at your Hollywood hills pool party you better watch out, cuz she won’t be the only one crying. Don’t let…

When this queen dons her crown, you better not wanna be around. She’s padded up, she’s in a gown, she’ll tuck and slap you to…

After a terribly tragic 1985 aerobics accident at a small Dancercise studio in Brooklyn, NY, a fitness instructor lay hobbled and dead on the glistening…

You’re seeing stripes and it’s NOT Beetlejuice, it’s Robyn Gothicke! With their razor-edge swag, big hair and banshee howls, they can cut through anything… including…

Scarred from head to toe from too many headstands in his tighty-whiteys, Scar Mar Superscare gives it all every time he pops up to croon…

Skeleton Sam? I was just a little ghoul when I heard his name, he’s the graveyard legend of the dancing game. Rumor has it he…

She used to make a killing popping glocks in clubs all over the world but after the energy-and-blood-sucking vampire infestation, Uffie The Vampire Slayer has…

Still sporting straps on each arm from the gurney she escaped decades ago, ZZycho Ward sleeps in her straight jacket every night because it just…

The only fitness challenge our own HyperZombie® couldn’t win was on that fateful night back in 1991 after leading one of her grueling step aerobics…

Yeah, you know who… it’s that guy. We don’t know how he got here but he’s here and we’re stuck with him. Have you been…